Remember That Time When….
Remember that time when you came home and started putting the groceries in the fridge? A diet coke slipped out of your hand, it landed on the hinge of the fridge door. The hinge pierced the can and as it landed and rotated on the floor the coke hissed and fizzed out of the little pierced hole and squirted around the kitchen, along the wall and floor like a garden sprinkler, do you remember that? Of course the cats were in a deep sleep on the kitchen table beside the fridge. The loud hissing sound of the squirting coke gave the cats a tremendous fright, and they scrambled off the table faster than the speed of light. Do you remember that? Do you remember those long deep claw marks the cats left on your wooden table, at least 6 long gashes? You look around the room in disbelief; coke is dripping from absolutely everywhere, Really? Many long deep gashes are etched into your beautiful wooden table, Really? Do you remember that?

